I was shopping for one of those new 3D televisions when I noticed that two young guys across from me continue looking and whispering about me. Every time I looked over at them they would turn and pretend to be checking out the flat screen televisions. I thought this is crazy – I headed over to them and intended on introducing myself and to figure out why they kept staring at me.
I asked the young men did they know me? They both replied as if they had practiced their response, “Yep!” Ahhhh the simplicity of youth. They had my iPhone am, “Worst Pickup Lines That Actually Worked”. I was impressed. The one guy admitted that he had tried several of the pick up lines in the app but none of them ever worked. We proceeded over to the home theater section, and sat in some since comfortable leather recliners. CLASS WAS ABOUT TO BE IN.
We all moved over to the home theater section, and got comfortable in the recliners. Class was now in. I began explaining to the young men that flirting pick up lines were intentionally, and there were not meant to make the girl instantly fall in love with you. They were designed to be an ice breaker. The majority of the time when used the girl will begin laughing.
Although the young men had explained a few situations that they had unsuccessfully attempted to use their pick up lines, I did not need to hear it. I already knew why they had failed. On a positive note I have them credit for approaching the girls. I explained to them that they already were doing then the majority of men on earth.
As the guys continued to share their stories, I pointed out that they did break the ice. Their plan went a rye because they did not have anything prepared after they broke the ice. Approaching woman is similar to making cold calls. You have to have a game plan. You would never call someone on a cold calling list without having some sort of script. After explaining my cold calling metaphor the guys had a better understanding of how things worked.
They wanted to test out some pick up lines right there in the store. I looked around for some prey 
There was an extremely pretty girl that worked there. I pointed her out. I noticed panic had set in with the two young guys I had been talking to. Blood had rushed to their face. They started sweating profusely. Although I thought it was funny I did not give them a hard time. I asked which one of them was going to approach her, and after about 30 second of them playing you do it, no you do it. I decided I would show them how its done.
Before approaching I gave the young lady a quick once over. I made sure that she did not have on a wedding ring or engagement ring. Dangling out of her right pocket, at the end of the keychain she had a little alien dude. I also noticed in the same pocket she had a bulge which looked like the imprint of a cellphone. She had the Goth look with black makeup and black fingernail polish.
I walked over to her, I already had my game plan locked and loaded. She was in the printer section pretending to be working. As I got close she looked up and asked if she could help me. Here is where the fun begins. I told her to please forgive me, and I knew her from a few visions that I had had recently. Before giving her a chance to respond I continued. I explained to her that I know she may think I am some psycho, but I have always had a gift and I could read people. Again before giving her a chance to respond I asked her did she mind if I told her a little bit about herself in order to prove my accusations?
For a brief moment she stood paralyzed, then she hesitantly gave me permission to proceed. I explained to her that I knew she was a lost soul (this was derived by her wearing the dark makeup, and nail polish). I continued by saying that in my visions I could see that she had an amazing heart and that she was an extremely open-minded individual (uhhh she had an alien dude hanging out of her pocket). The game was over, the smile on her face gave it away. She was blushing like a girl with a high school crush. No matter how she fought to hold it back it kept flashing across her face. I was about to close the deal.
I had her hanging from every word that came out of my mouth. I told her in my visions she was right handed and it was safe to say that she kept her cellphone in her right pocket. I asked her to pull it out for me (she was amazed). She reached in her pocket and pulled out her keys. She reached in a second time and pulled out her cellphone.
Ok my friend – THIS PART IS CRUCIAL – so read every word carefully. They way I got her to pull her phone out without thinking was to give her an embedded command. That means I did not ask her to get her phone I told her. With phone in hand I quickly said my number (I did this intentionally to confuse her) she had a look of confusion on her face. I issued another embedded command. I told her to save my phone number in her phone, and slowly said my number again.
Once she had finished saving my number and name I told her to call me so that I could have her number also. She called me and I had her number, I asked for her name and without hesitation she gave it to me. I went on to explain that I would be busy over the next few weeks and I wanted to spend time getting to know her. I asked her when she would have some free time, Wednesday, or Thursday? She said either day, I said good I will take both. I then told her I would see her soon. I extended my hand to shake hers and just like a robot she stuck her hand out to meet mine. As she shook my hand I told her the pleasure was mine. As she went to pull her hand away I held on to it a seconds longer.
I did not want to walk back over to the two guys that I was talking to earlier, so I signaled them to follow me and proceeded to leave the store. Once outside they were amazed, and wanted me to give them a play-by-play of what had happen.
In closing, flirting pick up lines work when used correctly. There are several variations and they are all meant to be used as an ice breaker. When using a pickup line you must be sure to have a game plan and not go in cold. Not having a game plan is nothing but a recipe for disaster. Take note that within a split second I was able to size her up and the things that I noticed i.e. the Goth look, alien keychain, and the cellphone imprint in her pocket. All of this comes with practice – in fact you would be amazed at how fast I have learned to do this.
Anyone can master the art of using flirting pick up lines to meet woman whenever they want where ever they want.
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